They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
there is puke in my bra ... again
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