Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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