Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Randomize
