My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
Someone shattered a urinal.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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