Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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