ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
I know her cup size but not her name....
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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