their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
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