One girl and one boy is just not enough.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
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The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
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Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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