And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
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guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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