he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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