PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
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