I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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