Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
If Billy Mays did an infomercial on your dick, it still wouldn't get you laid.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
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i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
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I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
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