What a fucking waste of an outfit
I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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