WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
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one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
The girls at the police department photocopied my drinking ticket and told me to frame it and hang it on my wall. Then they gave me a free muffin and told me to party smarter next time.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
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Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
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