Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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