so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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