Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
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