is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
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