Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
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