im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
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i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
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I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
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