apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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