you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
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Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
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I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
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