The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
You handed J your Mayan-pocalypse shopping list and told him he wasn't getting laid unless he brought everything on it. Where is he supposed to get a live goat?!
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
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