Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
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one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
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If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
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