I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
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The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
Boobs speak an international language.
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you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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