If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
My mom just invited me to come with them on their honeymoon to Mexico this summer. And I got a Bump-It in my stocking.
Pass the awkward sauce please.
I'm drowning in it here
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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