I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
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I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
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I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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