So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
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Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
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It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
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