Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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