for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
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