but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
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