Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
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She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
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You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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