next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
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four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
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I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
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that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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