oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
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