She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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