how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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