not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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