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• (319): View more from Iowa

  umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do

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  put a dollar in it?

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• (310): View more from California

  hey what are you doing

  (310): View more from California

  hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!

  (310): View more from California

  i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic

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• (941): View more from Florida

  i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head

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• (208): View more from Idaho

  Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly

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  What is a GED?

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.

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• (936): View more from Texas

  He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know

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• (813): View more from Florida

  Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls

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  21 Rideshare Drivers Had to Drive These NSFW Passengers

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.

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• (863): View more from Florida

  There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?

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• (360): View more from Washington

  I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?

  (303): View more from Colorado

  They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.

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