it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.