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(516): View more from New York

check it out our google latitudes are spooning

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(516): check it out our google latitudes are spooning http://tfl.nu/t63m

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(845): View more from New York

im poppin the ladies like they're bacne

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(845): im poppin the ladies like they're bacne http://tfl.nu/xag8

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(519): View more from Ontario

Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.

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(519): Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this. http://tfl.nu/msry

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Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.

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(519): Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn. http://tfl.nu/jg1z

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(985): View more from Louisiana

Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex

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(985): Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex http://tfl.nu/n4wf

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(318): View more from Louisiana

So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?

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(318): So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt? http://tfl.nu/a1yi

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(931): View more from Tennessee

Drunk you assumed that me saying I thought squirrels were cute meant for you to trap one in my car by luring it in with ham. You're going to hell for this.

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(931): Drunk you assumed that me saying I thought squirrels were cute meant for you to trap one in my car by luring it in with ham. You're going to hell for this. http://tfl.nu/inch

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The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.

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(631): The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute. http://tfl.nu/4jz7

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(417): View more from Missouri

New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.

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(417): New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel. http://tfl.nu/qpdx

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(612): View more from Minnesota

So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?

(319): View more from Iowa

will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?

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(612): So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me? (319): will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls? http://tfl.nu/9asz

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(803): View more from South Carolina

I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.

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(803): I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do. http://tfl.nu/jefl

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(317): View more from Indiana

Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport

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(317): Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport http://tfl.nu/wqk2

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(780): View more from Alberta, CA

You slapped the bar and yelled "daddys thirsty!" at the lady behind the bar

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To be fair I was thirsty

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When she told you not to yell you looked directly at me and screamed "Man, she sucks!"

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(780): You slapped the bar and yelled "daddys thirsty!" at the lady behind the bar (1-780): To be fair I was thirsty (780): When she told you not to yell you looked directly at me and screamed "Man, she sucks!" http://tfl.nu/ztbw

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(803): View more from South Carolina

Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear

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(803): Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear http://tfl.nu/ax51

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(303): View more from Colorado

So how'd the job interview go?

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well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward

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(303): So how'd the job interview go? (1-303): well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward http://tfl.nu/k32f

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