I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
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Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
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Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
We smell like vodka and hangover
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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