The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
dude you literally had like 30 screwdrivers, i thought you were gonna die
that explains why my vomit smells like it came from florida
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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