you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
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Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
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I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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