I just woke up surrounded in unopened snacks
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
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