YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
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someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
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Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
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