I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
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