Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
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If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
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My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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