scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
I'm gonna fight the coyote
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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