i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
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