Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
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Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
I showed up drunk and covered in glitter, smelling like stale booze and dirty stripper and my younger brother gave thanks his life wasn’t a shitshow like mine
That’s how my thanksgiving went
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