no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
I look excited, but its just a facade.
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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