My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
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drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
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I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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