Heybabeimwearingurpanties
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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