is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Yea i'm supposed to have jury duty on monday. Hope they don't mind me still being drunk.
Na you can't get charged for public intoxication unless you're outside. I checked.
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
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