Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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