i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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