marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
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