Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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